Agnus Daily

According to the historically accurate Agnus Daily Reader’s Poll, John McCain is likely to win approximately 69% of the popular vote this election year!  Out of 55 likely voters that visited the site, John McCain was able to gather a whopping 43 voters over to his side.  Barack Obama, on the other hand, was only able to garner 10% of the votes, tying the hero of the pot smoking populous, Ron Paul.

Below is a visual representation of the Agnus Daily Reader's poll:

In a surprising 4th place, 3.2 percent of voters sought to elect myself as the next President.  The odd thing is that I was not vying for the Presidency, nor did I campaign anywhere in the United States.  I would like to thank all of my supporters, and ask that they vote for John McCain rather than me since he is the most likely pro-life candidate to be elected this year.  Perhaps in the coming years I might try to run, but with my 20-years of experience as a journalist I suspect that I would be more effective as an arbiter of information.

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